Update

Batman: The Dark Knight = Awesome. That is all.

Leaving Town

Last post from Miami folks. Tonight is officially my last night in Florida. I've quit my job, packed my car, cleaned my room, and sold my furniture to my roommate. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to try to turn in my C-pass (it gets me thru the toll gates to get over the bridge to work) for my $40 deposit back, and start heading north. Googlemaps says that it's a 16 hour drive from here to Spencer, WV. Excitement shall ensue.

The Plan
July 16-17th: Drive from Miami-->West Virginia
July 18th: Ride/Drive with parents from West Virginia-->Pennsylvania
July 20-26th: Camp with family in Canada
July 26-Aug.7th-ish: Visit people in the greater northeast area; family, friends, and enemies.
Aug.7th: Fly to Seattle or Los Angeles, depending on several factors
Aug. 8th: Visit people at aforementioned location.
Aug. 9th: Fly to Hawaii, move into new place, start looking for a job.
Aug. 11th: Start my full time, unpaid job. (Don't worry, they give me free lunch)

That is a tentative itinerary for those of you who care.

Alliterative adjectives: An Ode to the Hamburger

when caddy children contract cholera there comes a consensus to continue the course to carry the cuisine that captures the concentration of cattle. this meaty mass that's masticated manfully by many mouths manages to make most masculine of men mumble. bread begins the basic barrier that bars the burger from bursting. this circular singularity cinches the scrumptious center from sliding and slipping while wrapping this wondrous wealth with wheat. the ketchup is kept in the cupboard in the kitchen and mustard is made by many-a-maid. pickles are placed with precision and pride while lettuce is left to languish. tomato tops this tasty tower.

Two Weeks

I just put in my two week resignation notice at work today. Why I'm quitting a job that I like that has a future and that pays me, I'm not sure, but I'm moving to Hawaii. Moving to work at a 5 month temporary job that may or may not hire me permanently when it's done. But hey, I get to work with sea lions.

p.s. Make any and all checks out to Justin Mertz. I'm going to need some money for this one.