Friday, July 4, 2008

Alliterative adjectives: An Ode to the Hamburger

when caddy children contract cholera there comes a consensus to continue the course to carry the cuisine that captures the concentration of cattle. this meaty mass that's masticated manfully by many mouths manages to make most masculine of men mumble. bread begins the basic barrier that bars the burger from bursting. this circular singularity cinches the scrumptious center from sliding and slipping while wrapping this wondrous wealth with wheat. the ketchup is kept in the cupboard in the kitchen and mustard is made by many-a-maid. pickles are placed with precision and pride while lettuce is left to languish. tomato tops this tasty tower.

3 comments:

Michael NightTime said...

um. . . im hungry

Ricky said...

...you may call me, "V'.

Unknown said...

Okay, so, I'm curious. Why do kids have to be sick with cholera for you to decide to have some hamburgers?

This would have been the best thing ever, if you excluded the first five words, or substituted something that made a tiny bit of sense.

Ew, cholera.

Why?